Libs think (Spring 2007 update)
I do this every now and then. Time to update the list.
Libs think:
1) The Terrorists were framed.
2) Saddam Hussein was innocent.
3) Tookie Williams was innocent.
4) If brought before a World Court composed of leading Peaceniks, Socialists, Communists and environmentalists Bush would get a fair trial.
5) The best way to protect our nation from foreigners who would do it harm is to give said foreigners rights, privileges and protections above and beyond what law abiding US citizens get (administered by million dollar lawyers working pro bono most law abiding citizens could never hire.)
6) The real reason terrorists hate us is because of global warming and our failure to pass gay marriage.
7) Al Quada was formed by a coalition of religions angry that Bush won in 2000.
8) The FBI is completely untrustworthy (except the reports detailing abuses at Guantanamo Bay).
9) Not voting for/hiring someone because they're black/a woman/gay is discrimination.
10) Not voting for/hiring someone because they're a straight, white male is equalitarian.
11) Spending more money than any other nation at any time in history in an education system that produces students that can't even read and write proves that we're not spending enough on education.
12) The government owns everything, we're just borrowing it for now.
13) #12 is not Socialism.
14) People that can't even fix potholes in roads can trusted with our healthcare.
15) Our military should be subject to world courts and (in the case of Iraq) put on trial for war crimes against humanity. Furthermore soldiers should be kicked off high school and college campi.
16) #15 proves they support the troops.
17) "P*ss Christ" should be supported as free speech.
18) Pictures of the Prophet Mohammed shouldn't be allowed because it's a hateful, irresponsible use of speech.
19)"Democracy Now" is fair and balanced.
20) Forcing climatologists, meteorologists and weathermen to embrace Global Warming *is* the tolerant thing to do.
21) Being "open minded" means not listening.
22) "Tolerance" means banning everything you disagree with.
23) "Bipartisanship" means everyone agreeing with them.
24) The best way to solve California's electricity problem is to get rid of all coal burning power plants.
25) Protecting American Culture is racist.
26) Protecting the culture of immigrants is equalitarian.
27) If we ban war, wars will stop.
28) International law should trump the Constitution.
29) The US having nukes is a threat to world peace.
30) The Iranians having nukes will enhance world peace.
31) Don't judge people: especially minorities who we all know are victims.
32) Don't judge people: especially white men who we all know have had everything handed to them.
33) The best way to enhance free speech is for the government to step in and regulate it.